How to Locate a Cat

You ever come home and wonder, “Huh, where could my cats be hiding?” I have discovered the secret to locating cats.

Step 1: Open pantry where cat food is stored.

Step 2: Look down. There are now cats on your feet.

Where's the food?! That noise means food, but all I see is paper towels!

Where’s the food?! That noise means food, but all I see is paper towels!

Step 2a: If you don’t see cats on your feet, they probably jumped straight into the pantry.

I found the food, but there seems to be some kind of force field in the way...

I found the food, but there seems to be some kind of force field in the way…

Alternate method:

Step 1: Sit at desk.

Step 2: Attempt to do something productive.

Step 3: Fail because a cat has just materialized on your chest.

 

What are you doing? Huh? What are you doing? Are you doing something interesting? Why are you doing that? Why aren't you scratching my ears? What are you doing? What are you going?

What are you doing? Huh? What are you doing? Are you doing something interesting? Why are you doing that? Why aren’t you scratching my ears? What are you doing? What are you going?

Should both methods fail, cats are asleep upstairs. Not in the cozy cat bed or on the tower, but under the cardboard box.

This distraction is brought to you by Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty.

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