You ever come home and wonder, “Huh, where could my cats be hiding?” I have discovered the secret to locating cats.
Step 1: Open pantry where cat food is stored.
Step 2: Look down. There are now cats on your feet.
Step 2a: If you don’t see cats on your feet, they probably jumped straight into the pantry.
Step 1: Sit at desk.
Step 2: Attempt to do something productive.
Step 3: Fail because a cat has just materialized on your chest.
Should both methods fail, cats are asleep upstairs. Not in the cozy cat bed or on the tower, but under the cardboard box.
This distraction is brought to you by Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty.